You’re a Computer Geek If…

1.If you or anyone you know, has a cloak of invisibility, and online name is Gandor.
2. If your spouse has ever left the house for more than 5 hours and you didn’t notice.
3. If you have ever been asked on a blind date by someone named Stalker 12345.
4. If your children have ever had Mac & Cheese for more than three meals in one day.
5. If you have more than one friend, whose names include the numbers sixty-nine.
6. If you use the word Google in a sentence, more than three times a day.
7. If you have never had a face-to-face conversation with the person you are about to marry.
8. If you go to a comedy club and ROTFL.
9. If you have more than 300 cigarettes in the coke can you’ve been using as an ashtray.
10. If you have grown a full beard since you sat down “just to read your e-mail.”
11. If you have ever forgotten to eat because you were busy playing Mahjong.
12. If you have ever lost a game of backgammon to a 7 year old kid in Bangladesh.
13. If you are reading this post, and still in your pajamas.

Terry Elkins (whyguy)

Help me finish this list. I know you got one or two in you.  🙂

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